posted Thursday, January 8th 2009 by
Winner of first place is Trask, with his anecdote about Jack the Barbarian. Trask’s tale of incredible ineptitude is something most players can relate to. I think we’ve all gamed with a “Jack” at one point or another, or perhaps been Jack ourselves.
Second place goes to Patriarch917, with his short and hilarious tale:
The player was looking through a portal into a room that contained a demon. The demon entreated the player to join him in his war against humanity, offering power, treasure, etc. The player, trying to buy a little time, mumbled â€œI donâ€™t know, Iâ€™ll have to think about it. Howâ€™s your dental plan?â€? The demon, without missing a beat, replied “Excellent. All the teeth you want.”
Unfortunately there are only two prizes available, but if I had more, they’d go to these witty gamers:
- Kayumi’s epic tale of the most horrible DM of 2008
- Samuel Van Der Wall, with his ledge-battling vampire story
- Berman’s heavy dwarf forsaker
Worst Pun Award
A special award goes to Bog97th for the “Deck of Many Things” story, for the most groanworthy pun of the contest. It may take you a while to get it.
Thanks to all who entered, and thank you for continuing to read D20 Source!