Comments on: Amusing Orcish Anecdote http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote A must-read Dungeons & Dragons blog for dungeon masters, D&D players and game designers. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:06:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Rafael http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-66798 Rafael Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:45:53 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-66798 SNORE SNORE

]]> By: Toki http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65741 Toki Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:48:46 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65741 I really hates you guys. I really hates you guys.

]]> By: infornography http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65705 infornography Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:06:42 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65705 This reminds me of a character I made once. He was a rogue who didn't believe in magic, but pretended to be a wizard in order to get court mage or court advisory positions at castles. He believed that all mages were charlatans and he was just upholding that proud tradition. In order to evoke his magic he learned pyrotechnics. He had roman candles and fireworks up the sleeves of his asbestos cloak and he would yell out spell names as he fired them off. One time his cart with all of his... spell components was trapped in an enemy portcullis and the party had to escape without it. He shed a tear, stood up, turned toward his trusty cart and yelled "FIREBALL!" as he launched a particularly powerful firework right at it. The resulting explosion demolished half the keep and made the enemy soldiers take it seriously when he then yelled "Death Arrows!" and fired a roman candle in their direction. This bought the party the time they needed to beat a hasty retreat. That was a great session. Though replenishing his components was pretty rough. This reminds me of a character I made once. He was a rogue who didn’t believe in magic, but pretended to be a wizard in order to get court mage or court advisory positions at castles. He believed that all mages were charlatans and he was just upholding that proud tradition.

In order to evoke his magic he learned pyrotechnics. He had roman candles and fireworks up the sleeves of his asbestos cloak and he would yell out spell names as he fired them off.

One time his cart with all of his… spell components was trapped in an enemy portcullis and the party had to escape without it. He shed a tear, stood up, turned toward his trusty cart and yelled “FIREBALL!” as he launched a particularly powerful firework right at it. The resulting explosion demolished half the keep and made the enemy soldiers take it seriously when he then yelled “Death Arrows!” and fired a roman candle in their direction. This bought the party the time they needed to beat a hasty retreat.

That was a great session. Though replenishing his components was pretty rough.

]]> By: Treios http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65474 Treios Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:36:10 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65474 Bloody great funny thing is its totaly orc and with there mantality it would make sense to them in that way Bloody great funny thing is its totaly orc
and with there mantality it would make sense to them in that way

]]> By: Rules 1 and 2 http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65413 Rules 1 and 2 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:47:18 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65413 apply fucking everywhere. Don't fucking forget it. <strong style="color: #FF0000;">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</strong> apply fucking everywhere. Don’t fucking forget it.

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]]> By: Siobhan http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65399 Siobhan Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:20:34 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65399 Brilliant! Brilliant!

]]> By: Bullshit http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65308 Bullshit Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:57:30 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65308 That's not very nice. What'd I ever do to you? Goddamn chink food. That’s not very nice. What’d I ever do to you? Goddamn chink food.

]]> By: Fried Rice http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65306 Fried Rice Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:30:48 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65306 *ads "shit" to the end of "Bull's" name* xD *ads “shit” to the end of “Bull’s” name* xD

]]> By: Bull http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65297 Bull Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:31:56 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65297 *casts invisible head on Fred* *casts invisible head on Fred*

]]> By: Fred http://www.d20source.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote/comment-page-1#comment-65285 Fred Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:19:53 +0000 http://d20.jonnydigital.com/2007/07/amusing-orcish-anecdote#comment-65285 *kicks miller in the cunt* NO *kicks miller in the cunt* NO

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